[three blocks away from home]

Okay. Wallet. Yep. Keys. Yep. Plane Ticket. Yep. Okay, good. Good to go. I locked the door. I packed my toothbrush. Toothpaste. Bag's in the trunk. John's watching Fry. Gave him the ear medicine. Okay. Oh, shit! The iron. No. I didn't use the iron. I didn't cook anything. I didn't turn the oven on. Everything is cool. Cool. Okay.

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Back door! Back door? Yep. Good. Locked it when I took out the trash.

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I forgot something.

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Shit. Oh, dammit. Fuck. Dammit. Shit. I didn't


Dammit! God. Fuck. Now I have to turn around. Shit. Fuckshit. Dammit. Shit. Agggh. Goddammit. I'm such a fucking idiot! Fu-uck!