Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Hypothetical Sufjan Stevens Albums - No. 5

Florida, The Sunshine State, Welcomes You

1 - The Seminole Indian Tribes War Against Ponce De Leon Goes Horribly Awry
2 - Jacksonville
3 - We Live in The Panhandle, But We Are Rich In Spirit
4 - Zora Neale Hurston Is With You All, Though Her Detractors Would Like To Get Rid Of Her
5 - Rosewood, Keeper of Dark Secrets
6 - Under the Swampland of the Everglades Can Be Found an Everlasting Salvation (or "Pass Me That Cooler, Would You Cyrus?")
7 - Havana Is Only A Short Boat Ride From Here
8 - Our Little Corner of The Bermuda Triangle is Warm This Time of Year
9 - Satellite Beach
10 - Orlando, City of Lakes
11 - On Seeing A Space Shuttle Launch At Night And Thinking It Is An Unidentified Flying Object, Which It Is At The Time
12 - Far Out In The Red Dirt Hills Near Gainesville
13 - Our Beachfront Property Has Just Been Washed Away By An Unforgiving Storm
14 - Cruising On The Intercoastal Waterway
15 - After Surviving an Alligator Attack, My Great Uncle Is Run Over By An Airboat, and We Grieve For Him
16 - Miami
17 - The Fountain of Our Youth


[from franklin]

[Click here for the complete (so far) Hypothetical Sufjan discography.]

6 comments:

Jeremy in Orlando said...

LOL...that is awesome! It sounds so very believable. Nice job.

Anonymous said...

You got LOL'd. I never thought I'd see the day.

caterpillagirl said...

I'm just surprised at the mentioning of Satellite Beach. That's where I went to high school! craziness.

Anonymous said...

As a Florida native, this list is amazing. I honestly did laugh out loud. Too much time on your hands? Or creative genius?

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