Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Hypothetical Sufjan Stevens Albums - No. 6

Texas: The Lone(ly) Star State

1 - Stephen F. Austin Was A Friend of Mine
2 - From A Library On A Hill, Or Lyndon Baines Johnson Talks On The Telephone While Sitting On The John
3 - The Galleria Mall Fountain Song
4 - George H.W. Bush Claims A Houston Hotel Room As His Permanent Residence, But The I.N.S. Takes Exception To Jose Gutierrez of Juarez, Mexico's Attempt To Do The Same
5 - Texarcana, And Other Obscure Facts about Our Borders
6 - Oh, I-10, You Bisect This Great State with Love
7 - South Padre Island Is Not So Fun In The Wintertime
8 - Galveston Recovers From The Great Hurricane, But Never Recaptures It's Former Grandeur
9 - Black Gold, Texas Tea
10 - On The Contemplation Of The Stars At Night In Big Bend National Park And The Corresponding Sense Of Desolate Isolation
11 - Paris
12 - Old El Paso Is Not Just a Brand of Condiments, They Also Have A Pretty Good Basketball Team Out There
13 - Remember The Alamo Dome!
14 - Stanley Korshak Rules Dallas Retail with A Velvet Glove
15 - The River Walk Forever, Or How Davy Crockett Built A Canal To Nowhere
16 - It's Easy To Forget That Mission Control and Gilley's Are Less Than A Mile From Each Other
17 - Hakeem, the Dream!
18 - Ann Richards, We Shall Remember You (And Especially Your Hair) When You Are Gone


[from franklin]

[Click here for the complete (so far) Hypothetical Sufjan discography.]

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

these... these are amazing.

Anonymous said...

hilarious

Queen of Sheba said...

these are brilliant.

alex said...

awesome. but as a dallasite i must inform you that the legendary fountain is at northpark mall.

Anonymous said...

actually.....texas is the one state sujgan said he'd never do an album about....sorry to burst the bubble n shit

Anonymous said...

Yes, as has been said previously in this commenty-thing...

Sufjan Stevens has said he will "probably never do" Texas.

I'm terribly sorry about bursting the bubble a second time over, but I felt it had to be done. However, I do love the track names, and maybe we should all mount a letter-writing campaign to make Sufjan do an album on Texas. Texas needs some songs written about it that don't have people wailing about roses and lonely roads and such.

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