Sufjan Stevens Presents: New Jersey, The Garden State
1 - To All My Heroes (Including the Boss, Bon Jovi, and Whitney Houston) or Frank Sinatra, Where Are You Now, or How to Pretend You Didn’t Grow Up In East Paterson
2 - Neptune! Deal! Asbury Park! Point Pleasant! But Watch Out For Syringes and Other Assorted Garbages!
3 - The Jersey Devil: Pt. 1: Building Commerce On Swamplands; Pt. 2 A Mickey Mouse Club Wins the Cup
4 - Thomas Alva Edison
5 - Oh, Mary, Where Are You in Relation to The Sbarros on this Side of the Short Hills Mall?
6 - When You Say “Let’s Go to The City” Do You Mean Philly or New Yawk? or Is This Really All of Princeton? Or Newark, Star Ledger, I Cannot Stomach to Read Your 3rd Grade Sports Reporters or No Way, I Went To Rutgers, Too, How About Them Grease Trucks
7 - My Long Lost Cousin Says The Urine Smell Is a Figment of My Imagination but Something Is Coming Out Of That Pabst Blue Ribbon Factory Near the Cemetery Off Of The Garden State Parkway And I Fear It Might Upset Former Governor and EPA Director Christie Whitman
8 - How Many Toll Booths? Jughandles? Traffic Circles? Gas Is Not Self Served
9 - Atlantic City, or Somewhere Here Stands the Last Lenape Indian, or W-w-w-w-watch the Tram Car Please
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