Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Possible Titles for Negative Reviews of the Bob Dylan/Twyla Tharp Musical

Here at randominnyc, we strive to be helpful. That's why we've created a list for theater critics who want to pan the new Bob Dylan/Twyla Tharp musical "The Times They Are A-Changing," but aren't familiar enough with Bob's oeuvre to really get a good dig in.

-It's Alright, Bob (It's Only Broadway)
-Shelter from the Stage
-Things Have Changed. Not for the Better.
-You Threw it All Away
-It’s Not All Over Now, Baby Blue…It’s Just Intermission
-There Must Be Some Kind of Way Out of Here
-Oh, Mercy!
-I Don’t Believe You (Twyla Tharp)
-Chimes of Crapdom
-The All-White Jury Agrees: This Show is Terrible!

[with zick and ravitz]