Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Possible Titles for Negative Reviews of the Bob Dylan/Twyla Tharp Musical

Here at randominnyc, we strive to be helpful. That's why we've created a list for theater critics who want to pan the new Bob Dylan/Twyla Tharp musical "The Times They Are A-Changing," but aren't familiar enough with Bob's oeuvre to really get a good dig in.

-It's Alright, Bob (It's Only Broadway)
-Shelter from the Stage
-Things Have Changed. Not for the Better.
-You Threw it All Away
-It’s Not All Over Now, Baby Blue…It’s Just Intermission
-There Must Be Some Kind of Way Out of Here
-Oh, Mercy!
-I Don’t Believe You (Twyla Tharp)
-Chimes of Crapdom
-The All-White Jury Agrees: This Show is Terrible!

[with zick and ravitz]


Anonymous said...

Knock-Knock-Knockin on Hell's door?

Slow Death Coming?

Oh, Mercy?

John said...

Something is happening, but you don't know what it is, do you, Mr. Dylan?

She asks you with a grin if you're having a good time. (Answer: No.)

A hard show's a-gonna fail.

Forever Kitsch.

Buckets of Dreck.

Scott said...

Bland on Bland.

Rob Kendt said...

Stuck Inside a Theater With the Jukebox Blues Again (more here

Brendan said...

Don't Look Back. Seriously, Don't.


you guys are funny

k. ramone said...

i shall not be re-released

your blog is too smart for me, but it's nice to see you're alive and witty.

shoves and kisses

k said...

ken - e-mail me.

loooooove you