From this line of toys at FAO Schwartz, we have this guy:
Albino Squid - Friends With You Collection
Albino Squid is a jerk. He is a useful friend in that he reminds you how not to act. If you are a jerk, rejoice, you’ve met your new teammate. He wants to kick the butt of all your competitors and help you rule the world. He is the solution to all your problems.
This product recommended for 7 yrs and above.[Thanks, Charlotte]